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let's be politically correct:

happy holidays! 
'tis the season to be jolly.

my christmas message is:

may all your new year's resolutions get done. and i love you all, equally but differently, and some more sexually than others. (channeling siege malvar hahaha)

"Isn't it funny that at Christmas something in you gets so lonely for - I don't know what exactly, but it's something that you don't mind so much not having at other times."  ~Kate L. Bosher

"Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish."
~Benny Hill